Note 0015-george
Was getting to know a fellow graduate student. HIM: I found a cockroach in my apartment. ME: Me too! Mine is named George. You? HIM: Mine is Dead. I ♥️ NY 🪳…
Was getting to know a fellow graduate student. HIM: I found a cockroach in my apartment. ME: Me too! Mine is named George. You? HIM: Mine is Dead. I ♥️ NY 🪳…
“Do you take reservations?” “How many?" “Two" “Just come in. Bye.” *Click* I ♥️ NY My friend ML adds “That or it’s ‘earliest booking we have is 2028’.”…
Last night, I told the bartender that I needed to step out for a bit and if he needed my card. He said “If you fuck off I’ll just have a Guinness won’t I?” and walked away. I ♥️ NY…